Elevators
Elevators... they're not that hard of a technology to figure out but after 6 weeks of having to use them almost everyday at my mom's hospital I have to say some things. Press the right button. It's very annoying when someone comes on the lift and presses 2 or 3 buttons. It just delays my trip that much more. I also can't stand it when people, instead of pressing the actual button, press the little squared number right beside the button. I know, it looks like a button but it's not so stop trying to press it, figure it out and realize that the actual button is a 1/4 inch to the right.
Ladies... when I take a piss at a public urinal and there is stranger right next to me at his urinal, we don't talk to each other. Sure you get the odd really drunk guy that makes a comment but we never respond back and we never ever have a god damn conversation. So please, unless you are really damn hot, don't talk to us in the elevator if you don't know us. It's just spooky.
My mom as at a new hospital now and the elevators are extremely slow. Argghhhh I'm taking the stairs.
